THE GAS STATION EXPERIENCE

Film yourself walking into a major gas station chain and repeating this exact phrase the cashier: "Yo brother man, I need your help! My penis is very soft and I heard you are selling the Gas Pill" Proceed to show the cashier the attached video. If offered boner pills or any sort of performance enhancers please purchase them and repeat the phrase "I FOUND THE GASPILL!" and act very excited and jubilant. If rejected by cashier start whining and crying and repeat the phrase " Please bro I need the gas pill my penis is so soft and I want to be hard. I need you to sell me the gas pill". Please keep a clear and direct tone of voice, and please enunciate every word clearly.